Post by UttuqXul on Nov 4, 2017 18:22:44 GMT
The International House Of Pancakes has announced it will include a new entree very soon- a large Flat Earth Special pancake! This will consist of a very large (almost a foot in diameter) pancake, which will have continents represented, etched in color relief, oceans with a blue jelly, tiny trees, fashioned from broccoli and cervil, and even some tiny little people fashioned from sugary frosting.
"We want to give Flat-Earth believers something for their money; perhaps provide for their conventions," explained an IHOP spokesperson... "Many of our restaurants receive as patrons people from all around the world- Unnh, I mean, from all across the world... we welcome Flat-Earthers and want to provide delicious, characteristic repast for them!" He added.